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minkowski writes:
on September 24th, 2009 at 6:42:51 PM
I want to know who's at megafault for making this megashit film.
And why does the fault line sound effect remind me of a farting Godzilla?
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borat writes:
on September 24th, 2009 at 6:44:07 PM
megadump
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pH0u57 writes:
on September 24th, 2009 at 6:47:59 PM
hello to the next uwe boll..
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Bob82 writes:
on September 24th, 2009 at 6:55:45 PM
If it's a disaster movie why not call it "MeganFox"?
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minkowski writes:
on September 24th, 2009 at 7:01:47 PM
^^Yeah, true, they both have dirty deep cracks.
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metathought writes:
on September 24th, 2009 at 7:26:35 PM
Hey that's not true. I've actually had sex with Megan Fox and she's a pretty clean girl.
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thegambit72 writes:
on September 24th, 2009 at 7:36:04 PM
NEW RULE: Brittany Murphy isn't allowed to be in anything.... EVER.
..and how bad is hollywood(even straight to DVD hollywood) getting when they try to kill the black guy IN THE TRAILER!!
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SpookyCupcakes writes:
on September 24th, 2009 at 7:51:10 PM
the asylum is the worst production company to ever exist.
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eViL.kEv2 writes:
on September 24th, 2009 at 8:01:13 PM
They shoulda went for the crossover sequel to their other hits instead - "Snakes on a Shark"
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BigUnit writes:
on September 24th, 2009 at 8:36:29 PM
Dang i didnt even realise it but Brittany Murphy must be strugglin to pay those bills... :p
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akumavern writes:
on September 24th, 2009 at 8:57:38 PM
And here I thought this was the title of Megan Foxs' Mothers abortion gone wrong
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CCBlev writes:
on September 24th, 2009 at 9:19:53 PM
shit this cats gonna make uwe boll seem like a fucking rennasaince artist
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Goat writes:
on September 24th, 2009 at 9:36:00 PM
There's also Justin Hartley in the trailer. He's the one who plays Oliver Queen/Green Arrow on Smallville and the ''special effects'' are very similar to the ones of Smallville. I don't know who watches these movies, but they are really useless I don't understand why they are made in the first place.
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Ranger writes:
on September 24th, 2009 at 9:40:01 PM
'..."Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus" was unleashed onto the world and quickly became a fan favorite for its cheesy concept and terrible effects.'
'cheesy concept'... 'terrible effects'?!
You mean... YOU MEAN IT WASN'T REAL?!?!?!?
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Ranger writes:
on September 24th, 2009 at 9:44:37 PM
AND FUCK YOU HOLLYWOOD FOR PULLING THE (YET AGAIN) OVER THIS INNOCENT'S EYES!!!!!
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Ranger writes:
on September 24th, 2009 at 10:24:51 PM
Some dipshit on uTube posted the segment of the Mega Shark pulling the airliner out of the air... with the comment: 'What were the writers thinking of when they wrote this?!'
Ahh... it's just supposed to be a fun(ny), 'out there', tongue-in-cheek, bad/good movie... Dipshit!
WTF does that person thing they were going for a Shawshank or Gladiator here?!
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timex89 writes:
on September 24th, 2009 at 10:31:47 PM
a dude from smallville (green arrow) and another from x-men (the senator)...talk about bad career choices
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Ranger writes:
on September 24th, 2009 at 10:45:16 PM
This may be the best they get offered.
But I hope this ends up a cult classic.
I think we need a few more off the wall, cheesy, eye-rolling stuff like this made (and NO, I'm not talking about Battleship, Stretch Armstrong, or Barbie).
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Ranger writes:
on September 24th, 2009 at 10:46:00 PM
Whoops... NOT THIS movie a cult classic... but Mega Shark and Giant Octopus.
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SpookyCupcakes writes:
on September 24th, 2009 at 10:53:59 PM
"AND FUCK YOU HOLLYWOOD FOR PULLING THE (YET AGAIN) OVER THIS INNOCENT'S EYES!!!!!"
Asylum Films is in no way 'Hollywood'.
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Ranger writes:
on September 24th, 2009 at 11:08:33 PM
Bubble-Burster!
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c-prime writes:
on September 24th, 2009 at 11:25:54 PM
"...it actually has some decent actors..."
I think you and I have different standards of decency, WP. A nudist colony with vitiligo has more decency than this mess.
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Whitta writes:
on September 25th, 2009 at 12:53:09 AM
the funny thing is, aside from the special effects, '2012' is gonna be on the same level of entertainment as this movie
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bacci40 writes:
on September 25th, 2009 at 3:20:22 AM
omg...asylum makes a real film...has hell frozen over?
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dandythelion writes:
on September 25th, 2009 at 5:38:16 AM
it doesn't even seem to qualify for the "so bad it's good" genre.
i was hoping for more Giant animal vs Giant animal movies, maybe something like giant Grizzly vs. Mega Lobster.
that id pay to see
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Armpit writes:
on September 25th, 2009 at 10:17:14 AM
It's a good thing they have Green Arrow from Smallville to save them. Which reminds me, didn't Superman Returns have an Earthquake to stop as it's plot?
Now, the trailer isn't that bad - for an illegal download - that ought to be alright between two jerk-offs.
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Hitodama writes:
on September 25th, 2009 at 10:26:06 AM
@ thegambit72 Awww is she really that bad? I always thought she'd play a good Harlequin (Batman). She has that weird annoying voice like in the Paul Dini cartoons, big eyes, and the ditziness. It's just a shame Joker's dead for the moment.
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Armpit writes:
on September 25th, 2009 at 10:30:15 AM
Dama - you've actually got something extra good there. Leave the Joker away and get Harley Quinn in the next feature. They had a sort of Ras As Ghul's sidekick in Liam Neeson in the first movie and it turned out very good!
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rabid writes:
on September 25th, 2009 at 12:03:45 PM
I really doubt they'd use Harlequin, since she was from the cartoon. She's never really had a role in the comic books.
Joker isn't dead. He was captured alive at the end, I wouldn't be surprised if he returns in the next film.
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Armpit writes:
on September 25th, 2009 at 1:27:11 PM
I didn't say or meant to say that the Joker was dead in the movie storyline. However the actor is - and it's helped the movie sales in some ways but it's also creating a little of a problem for the return of the character. Which to me is a little naive or hypocryte - people loved Ceasar Romero and would say he's the only who get away with keeping his mustache. Then comes Nicolson and he's the ultimate Joker. Now we have Mr Overdose and no one can beat his performance. Speaking for myself - they can take Obama for the next Joker...although George W is pretty much established as the Joker himself...
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Hitodama writes:
on September 25th, 2009 at 4:54:38 PM
^ Yeah what he said. The actor's dead and delivered a performance that wont be forgotten any time soon. And I'm sure Harley has appeared in the comics (that's enough for me). If Heath hadn't died she'd be a nice addition... crazy wench lol.
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rabid writes:
on September 26th, 2009 at 2:19:23 PM
They could easily bring Joker back into things. Batman could visit him at Arkham during which we might only make out Heath Ledger's face a bit through the cell window. Get a sound-alike voice actor and snippets of his face from the last film... voila! You have one freshly resurrected Ledger-Joker.
But I'd rather see the Calculator brought back from the dead. I always like that character and I thought they gave him a whimpy sendoff getting barbecued by the Joker.
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Peter Parker writes:
on September 26th, 2009 at 11:00:54 PM
Two words: Jayden Jaymes!
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Peter Parker writes:
on September 26th, 2009 at 11:01:14 PM
Also, this movie? Not gonna make the Oscars...
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Peter Parker writes:
on September 26th, 2009 at 11:02:59 PM
Also... Jayden Jaymes! (because of the mega boobs, just to keep it on the topic)
Ok, I'll stop now...
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