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wonderBOY writes: on November 4th, 2009 at 4:17:36 AM
WHO MAKES STEVE GUTTENBERG A STAAAR???
WE DO!!!
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Ranger writes: on November 4th, 2009 at 4:36:53 AM
So... I guess the storyline goes of that little bastard they raised from a finger-puppet into a NYC street-walker had to be rescued from a crack house...they find her a hubby-to-be online at AsianGrooms.com... they boat him over here, she cooks a cold meal (and the sake' was too hot)... laughs at the size of his tiny dick. He goes all O.J. on her... The Expendables show up... send his wrinkly, old ass up to fortune cookie heaven... roll the credits.
The End.
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VDODSON writes: on November 4th, 2009 at 4:50:41 AM
What the hell is wrong with Guttenberg, that train has already left the station. No one wants anymore of that crap. It was good in the eighties, when cheese was celebrated, but not now.
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Ted Mosby writes: on November 4th, 2009 at 5:07:00 AM
Three Men and a Baby was only funny when Zach Galifianakis' character referenced it in The Hangover.
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Freudian_Nightmare writes: on November 4th, 2009 at 6:04:00 AM
Please don't. This might just be the baddest idea for a long time.
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RickyGabrielBird writes: on November 4th, 2009 at 8:24:08 AM
Retitled: 3 OAPs and a young hussy.
"It's definitely time for another 'Police Academy.', Someone destroy that guys watch!
And im sure there is a porn film called "Three Men and a Bride".
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lawman writes: on November 4th, 2009 at 8:24:57 AM
Guttenberg? Really? Where the fuck has that Toenail been?
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lawman writes: on November 4th, 2009 at 8:26:03 AM
And look at Ted Danson. He looks like Mary Lou Retton!
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lawman writes: on November 4th, 2009 at 8:26:57 AM
Tom Selleck, well he was Magnum P.I. so....not much I can say there! That pretty much gave him bad ass status for life!
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lost_addict writes: on November 4th, 2009 at 8:27:33 AM
I'd rather see him as Mahoney again...
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LastActionHero writes: on November 4th, 2009 at 9:51:54 AM
Three Men and a Little Paycheck.
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makingcircles writes: on November 4th, 2009 at 9:59:28 AM
What happened to Guttenberg?? In the 80s he seemed like a cool dude and now he just seems like a fucking moron. It's like he's so desperate for fame these days. He should have just driven his cop car or his cocoon into the sunset. Our had recurring roles on CSI at the most. Go out with dignity...or what little you have left.
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Dre-EL writes: on November 4th, 2009 at 11:18:10 AM
Guttenberg sounds like he's begging for work, trying to hash sequels out of his old shit.
Police Academy went to eight and stop being funny after the third. He should stop giving them ideas cause nobody wants to do a sequel its all reboots and if the reboot Academy or Cocoon, he's out, cause half the cast of both are dead or missing.
3men and a bride could be funny now that they are all 3old farts.
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VDODSON writes: on November 4th, 2009 at 11:34:36 AM
Guttenberg is like an old retired boxer, thinking he still has a couple fights left. Sorry buddy, invest what you still have, and leave the public eye. His acting is straigt Lohan.
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Snarebeast writes: on November 4th, 2009 at 12:12:21 PM
It really doesn't surprise me. I knew all the demand for a third installment would result in something happening.
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Kurskij writes: on November 4th, 2009 at 1:43:26 PM
Boy oh boy, does he sound desperate!
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lawman writes: on November 4th, 2009 at 2:02:50 PM
Is Ted Danson giving "Magnum"?
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mdp711 writes: on November 4th, 2009 at 2:06:07 PM
Steve Guttenberg is looking for a way to jump start his career again. I can't fault him for that. He always seemed like an OK guy even if he's washed up. At least he's making a plea, no different from every other ageing actor/actress seems to be doing. I would probably do the same.
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Peter Parker writes: on November 4th, 2009 at 2:14:07 PM
"Three Men and a Bride"
That sounds so much like porn!
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TeemSelami writes: on November 4th, 2009 at 2:45:01 PM
only good sequel i have read about on WP
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TeemSelami writes: on November 4th, 2009 at 2:51:33 PM
woah just read guttenturds quote's somebodies counting his eegs before they hatch.
"...I think they could make another 'Cocoon',"
Cocoon sounds fine but too bad the only people america liked are dead.
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billofill writes: on November 4th, 2009 at 3:17:05 PM
The Guy has been trying to get Police Academy a sequel for 3 years now. But lets put it this way 8 movies a cartoon a fucking TV show that had worse plotlines than either of those. WHAT THE FUCK ELSE NEEDS TO BE SAID from that Franchise LET IT GO.
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tcu21 writes: on November 4th, 2009 at 3:38:29 PM
So when's the 'Diner' sequel coming out? Guttenberg, doing everything he can to capitalize on former fame.
"It's got Magnum PI, Ted Danson, and that Jewish guy."
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Rich k writes: on November 4th, 2009 at 3:43:11 PM
sounds like a good movie ranger
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Ranger writes: on November 4th, 2009 at 5:03:19 PM
lol...
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pjmbdm writes: on November 4th, 2009 at 5:33:32 PM
Seriously, for those not watching HBO's Bored to Death Ted Danson is hilarious on there. Check it out. Good show too.
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freesquirrels writes: on November 4th, 2009 at 5:50:56 PM
yes steve yes, because other than world hungry and poverty I will be asking saint john at the pearly gates that each and everyone of your movies get remade to insure a better world
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Tizzle writes: on November 4th, 2009 at 5:51:18 PM
Has anyone seen the movie where Magnum PI shaves his mustache and tries to kill his parents? That was pretty funny.
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KinskiJew writes: on November 4th, 2009 at 9:07:27 PM
'A smash hit'? Um, unlikely.
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Derp88 writes: on November 5th, 2009 at 12:19:21 AM
GAY
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Ranger writes: on November 5th, 2009 at 2:17:29 AM
Gutterberg... stick a fork in yourself... you're DONE!
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Kara writes: on November 5th, 2009 at 3:07:10 AM
yae - im def. excited - it will be like father of the bride... except more fathers... - totally loved both the first installments of 3 men and a baby / little lady... good times :)
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Clarence Worley writes: on November 5th, 2009 at 6:34:00 AM
Will the ghost child from the 1st movie make an appearance in this one?
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SmOkEdCrAcKiN writes: on November 5th, 2009 at 9:53:08 AM
It could only be a smash if they find a role for Gary Coleman. Nuff said!
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Peter Parker writes: on November 5th, 2009 at 11:34:30 PM
Gary Coleman = Groom?
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Ranger writes: on November 6th, 2009 at 1:26:33 PM
They could use his as a speed bump in the church parking lot.
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