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Avirex writes: on June 17th, 2012 at 8:27:37 AM
That schoolgirl must be traumatized for life. Now every time she watches Star Wars she'll think of a demented evil midget playing with himself on a train.
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Freudian_Nightmare writes: on June 17th, 2012 at 9:28:42 AM
To be fair, he's practically schoolboy.
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AYT BALL writes: on June 17th, 2012 at 9:30:17 AM
How the f*ck did he get a suspended sentence in the first place?!?!?! This countries a joke at times
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BadChadB33 writes: on June 17th, 2012 at 9:36:53 AM
O c'mon, that's first date stuff.
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bandolero999 writes: on June 17th, 2012 at 10:05:02 AM
I bet the midget and Jeffrey Jones hang out together in the weekends.
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Powdered Toast Man writes: on June 17th, 2012 at 10:08:37 AM
so what? An actor no one ever saw in a sh*tty movie from the 80's. Totally irrelevant
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minkowski writes: on June 17th, 2012 at 10:36:25 AM
At least he didn't star in Ewoks: The Battle for Endor. Imagine where his life would be now.
And don't they have hookers, I'm sorry, I mean 'escorts', in England?
Jesus, Read, pay for your p*ssy like the rest of us.
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Kurskij writes: on June 17th, 2012 at 10:40:38 AM
30 minutes? That's one crafty midget.
Lol @mink with decorated honours @badchad
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Ranger writes: on June 17th, 2012 at 10:57:07 AM
I didn't even know a midget's penis was visible to the naked eye.
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Ranger writes: on June 17th, 2012 at 11:01:38 AM
I miss Midget Tossing.
http://tinyurl.com/TossTheLittleBastard
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DexterMorgan writes: on June 17th, 2012 at 11:21:49 AM
holy mother of f*ck he looks f*cked
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Phoenix Fire writes: on June 17th, 2012 at 11:57:15 AM
This is what happens when you cast regular size people as midgets like "Snow White and the Huntsman" did. Real midgets have nothing to do but flash people.
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Dre-EL writes: on June 17th, 2012 at 12:38:30 PM
His head looks like Megamind.
The man looks like a penis, holy sh*t, he's a d*ck (head).
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pornfly writes: on June 17th, 2012 at 1:03:47 PM
Was she hot
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pornfly writes: on June 17th, 2012 at 1:05:26 PM
30min? Probably not
He was thinkin of another school girl the whole time which is why sentence was suspended
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pornfly writes: on June 17th, 2012 at 1:09:57 PM
Do midgets get raped in prison?
Do they use midgets to rape others in prison?
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pornfly writes: on June 17th, 2012 at 1:18:02 PM
Midget prank calls
I'd buy that CD,even just for the cover art
Have you ever been f*cked by a midget?
It wont be long.
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pornfly writes: on June 17th, 2012 at 2:26:07 PM
RANGER,quick hire this guy as a mini-gimp for your basement
You can keep him in a lil 'jack in the box'
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pornfly writes: on June 17th, 2012 at 2:37:37 PM
You can pay him under the table
HA!DAASSSAGOOODWON
HAPPYFATHERSDAY EVERYONE EXCEPT PLASTICMAN
I'll be lookin for your daughter on the train
just lemme get my hat
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Ranger writes: on June 17th, 2012 at 2:46:47 PM
lololol.
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bandolero999 writes: on June 17th, 2012 at 3:09:53 PM
Plasticman hahahaha
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BadChadB33 writes: on June 17th, 2012 at 5:48:04 PM
Sorry plasticman cannot be reached at this time. He's busy giving daddy the best gift of all.....HIV!! While I give his daughter the mexcian billy goat.
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trailertrash writes: on June 17th, 2012 at 5:57:27 PM
Always thought those little horney bastard ewoks wanted to gang bang and spit roast Leia
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YoungChris writes: on June 17th, 2012 at 5:57:59 PM
LOL!!!
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Tanman32123 writes: on June 17th, 2012 at 6:58:24 PM
"30 minutes"
Champ i barely last 15 with Ranger!
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BadChadB33 writes: on June 17th, 2012 at 7:02:44 PM
That's 14 mins and 30 secs longer than I last and that includes clean up as well.
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Ranger writes: on June 17th, 2012 at 7:26:44 PM
@Tanman... shhh...
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CelluloidMan writes: on June 17th, 2012 at 10:14:30 PM
Little freak...
Why can't he wait to the comfort of his own home to put on some schoolgirl outfit fetish porn on the internet like the rest of us normal folk...
Showoff!
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Ranger writes: on June 18th, 2012 at 1:23:22 AM
Why doesn't he rent himself out as zoo monkey?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpIq_hg4J1g
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Mr. Blonde writes: on June 18th, 2012 at 10:52:59 AM
@Dre-El - Megamind LOL.
I bet he splooged the insides of his Ewok outfit during breaks checking out Leia. I would hate to work in the wardrobe department at the end of the day collecting all those suits of clumpy fur. I knew there was something damn suspicious about those Ewoks.
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Ranger writes: on June 18th, 2012 at 11:19:24 AM
Ewok crotch hair gel.
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Mr. Blonde writes: on June 18th, 2012 at 12:27:05 PM
Should have offerred the little bugger an Eggo or a Hot Pocket. That's what Dr. Evil offerred Mini-Me. Although this Nicholas Read would have probably f*cked it on the train as well. And then ate it, or offer to share it with the girl as an afterschool snack. Extra protein.
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