Sony Pictures Animation has unveiled a full trailer for Adam Sandler's animated "Hotel Transylvania," that has a voice cast comprised of Kevin James, Fran Drescher, David Spade, Steve Buscemi, Molly Shannon, Selena Gomez, Cee Lo Green and Andy Samberg. Check it out below.
Plot: The monsters assemble at Dracula's (Sandler) human-free resort, Hotel Transylvania, for the coming-of-age birthday of his daughter Mavis (Selena Gomez), who is turning 118. In the vampire world, that signals the time to break out from the sanctuary. But everything changes when backpacker Johnny (Andy Samberg) discovers the place and falls for Mavis. Dracula disguises Johnny as just another partying monster, called Johnnystein, and then tries to sneak him out to avoid alarming the guests.
"Hotel Transylvania" is directed by Genndy Tartakovsky ("Dexter's Laboratory," "Star Wars: Clone Wars") and is set to hit theaters on September 28th.
Fran Drescher's voice is in this ? Better bring the f*cking Advil. That voice could make a monk want to f*cking kill customers in a Wal-Mart. The day someone accidentally cuts her vocal chords with a straitrazor is the day the Earth will be able to have a little peace and quiet.
David Spade ? You've officially turned into the jokey celebrity you used to make fun of on SNL. Buh bye.
Selena Gomez is in this ? As what: a doorstop ? Somebody needs to tell this vaginal discharge that this is animated and noone is going to be able to see her underage twat, which is the only discernable thing about her.
Molly Shannon's in this ? I guess Rob Schneider was too busy looking for his gonads at the Sandler estate.
Andy Samberg's in this ? Man, that deal with the devil must be a bitch, hunh Andy ? By the way ... you leaving SNL ? Not that big a deal. They suck with or without you, pussbag.
No, just no. Sandler is asking a lot from people by asking them to go see this film, and from the sh*t he's thrown out over the last several years, he's hardly earned anyone's trust, so if he wants people to pay to watch this crap, to take a chance, he needs to earn back some loyalty by delivering one solid comedy once a blue moon.
