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coldplayesence writes: on June 28th, 2012 at 8:41:53 PM
Depp you sly dog! Enjoy your threesomes captain!
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minkowski writes: on June 28th, 2012 at 9:10:05 PM
Johnny Depp is a man? Just thought he was the butch dyke of the Burton threesome.
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minkowski writes: on June 28th, 2012 at 9:19:15 PM
"(Tasya is a woman)"
Thanks for the tip, kid.
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BadChadB33 writes: on June 28th, 2012 at 9:45:27 PM
f*ck You Amber Turd!!!
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coldplayesence writes: on June 28th, 2012 at 9:48:43 PM
Timeless BadChad line.
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KillerCOck writes: on June 28th, 2012 at 9:52:17 PM
hahahaha Depp is the most feminine looking man alive!!!
I guess she needs to start somewhere.
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minkowski writes: on June 28th, 2012 at 10:06:59 PM
Yeah. Me.
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KillerCOck writes: on June 28th, 2012 at 10:11:16 PM
hahaha!
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KillerCOck writes: on June 28th, 2012 at 10:12:40 PM
I think that was your best joke.
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Raider writes: on June 28th, 2012 at 10:30:57 PM
Tim Burton's jealous?
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bandolero999 writes: on June 28th, 2012 at 11:21:35 PM
Johny depp likes girls?
Shes Just using him for his fame
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boogiel writes: on June 28th, 2012 at 11:27:54 PM
I don't give a sh*t if amber hear is a lesbian or not. I'll bang her anyway.
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BadChadB33 writes: on June 28th, 2012 at 11:35:50 PM
Cold- lol I just hate that bitch!!
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pornfly writes: on June 28th, 2012 at 11:48:22 PM
Id hate that the sh*t outta that too^
im gonna get Depps autograph
Just so i can smell the pen anytime i want
I knew he was f*ckn her when he bought her a horse for her birthday
Thats the best way to get back at your ex
I highly recommend it,but it sucksass when it happens to you
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deeroks1 writes: on June 29th, 2012 at 12:09:36 AM
buy a chick a horse...get some ass.
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Avirex writes: on June 29th, 2012 at 12:25:30 AM
Well, guess what Johnny? Mathew Broderick didn't have to buy Sarah Jessica Parker a horse to get some ass. He's got both at the same time! TOP THAT!
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Avirex writes: on June 29th, 2012 at 12:26:33 AM
Anyways, didn't realize Johnny is basically 50 already. The slut could be your daughter.
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baxattax writes: on June 29th, 2012 at 12:35:27 AM
Please let me know when Portia de Rossi is no longer a lesbian.
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Ranger writes: on June 29th, 2012 at 12:59:58 AM
Surprising how a guy's bank account can turn a woman straight.
Wait... no it isn't.
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Ranger writes: on June 29th, 2012 at 1:01:29 AM
'Anyways, didn't realize Johnny is basically 50 already. The slut could be your daughter.'
OK... that post gave me a boner that's gonna last alllll night long!
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vincere01 writes: on June 29th, 2012 at 1:02:30 AM
So much for depp whinning about selling out. While he already did for the Potc franchise professionally. Now it seems he has sold out to the hollywood cliche of trading up for younger women when yours gets too old....hmmmmm on a side note....way to go johnny! Tap that fine ass!
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vincere01 writes: on June 29th, 2012 at 1:04:35 AM
Plus chances of getting a 3some are exponentially better than with a straight since birth chick. I mean she was a "lesbian" so you already know she likes to eat p*ssy.....soooo a little alchohol in her and happy birthday......
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Ranger writes: on June 29th, 2012 at 1:07:50 AM
Booze costs money. I prefer to use a 2x4 across their head.
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Ranger writes: on June 29th, 2012 at 1:08:13 AM
Here... EAT WOOD LESBO!
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pornfly writes: on June 29th, 2012 at 2:11:38 AM
BAXATTAX have fun
I just delivered a pizza to Jodie Foster and Saffron Burrows house
and by house i mean Saffrons mouth
and by pizza i mean MAH DIIIIIICK
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Rambo writes: on June 29th, 2012 at 2:15:27 AM
this is the end for depp.she will suck all his liquids like jolie did to pitt
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Ranger writes: on June 29th, 2012 at 2:30:21 AM
I trust by 'liquids' you mean 'soul'
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Rambo writes: on June 29th, 2012 at 3:20:50 AM
exactly
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witwicky-potter writes: on June 29th, 2012 at 3:21:48 AM
How is this movie news again?
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Ranger writes: on June 29th, 2012 at 3:22:39 AM
Well, because Depp is... and she was...ahh...
Never mind.
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Bullit writes: on June 29th, 2012 at 4:07:27 AM
"Surprising how a guy's bank account can turn a woman straight"
Of course it will! Along with a new promising career, the bitch doesn't have think twice. This is Hwood not Pleasantville.
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lppinto writes: on June 29th, 2012 at 4:46:10 AM
I guess she got tired of fingers..
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CookingHamUSA writes: on June 29th, 2012 at 4:50:37 AM
I wonder if Skeet Ulrich has the power to turn lesbians straight as well?
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pornfly writes: on June 29th, 2012 at 5:45:50 AM
^FINGERS
DASSSAGOOODWON
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justinbeaverhunt2010 writes: on June 29th, 2012 at 8:48:28 AM
amber heard never came out as a lesbian, she's been pretty clear about being bi
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Gnarkill writes: on June 29th, 2012 at 1:12:50 PM
stop everything ur doing now this is breaking news
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Johnnyb writes: on June 29th, 2012 at 8:50:03 PM
Barnabas digging at last Mandy Lane, you never know this days?
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UMRAO writes: on July 3rd, 2012 at 9:23:53 PM
Captain Jack commandeered that ship alright. Bingo!!!
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