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Seth MacFarlane's "Ted" Breaks Box Office RecordsPosted: July 1st, 2012 by WorstPreviews.com Staff
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  Seth MacFarlane's "Ted," starring Mark Wahlberg and Mila Kunis," scored the biggest domestic box office debut for an original R-rated comedy by grossing $54 million this weekend. The result bested "The Hangover," which held the title with $45 million since 2009. The new comedy cost only $50 million to make and has a 69% fresh rating on RottenTomatoes.
The other R-rated comedy of the weekend was Channing Tatum's stripper movie "Magic Mike," which came in second place with $39.2 million. The film cost only $7 million to make and has a 79% fresh rating.
Tyler Perry's "Madea's Witness Protection" came in fourth with $26.4 million, making it the fourth-best opening among Perry's thirteen movies. Usually about 80% of the audience is made up of black movie-goers. This time, the number dropped to 70%, showing that Perry is becoming slightly more popular with different groups. "Madea's Witness Protection" cost $20 million to make and has a 26% fresh rating.
The other wide release was "People Like Us," starring Chris Pine and Elizabeth Banks." It opened in tenth place with $4.3 million on a $16 million budget, and has a 53% fresh rating.
On the specialty side, Fox Searchlight's Sundance hit "Beast of the Southern Wild" opened to $169,236 from only 4 theaters in New York and Los Angeles. That's $42,309 per location, which means that the new movie will definitely expand. It has a 87% fresh rating.
Meanwhile, "Men in Black 3" just became the highest-grossing installment in the franchise with $599.4 million. The first film earned $589.4 million and the second one took in $441.8 million.
Click here to read our "Ted" review.
Check out the rest of the box office results
Source: THR
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minkowski writes: on July 1st, 2012 at 10:18:11 PM
So people fell for a talking bear with the voice of Peter Griffin, huh? I guess better than that Hangover sh*t again.
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minkowski writes: on July 1st, 2012 at 10:18:54 PM
Ony? Sony? Kony? Pony?
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bandolero999 writes: on July 1st, 2012 at 11:01:13 PM
And i thought 21 jump street was bad.Ted had to top it off
Yes Americas that f*cking stoopid to fall for a Peter griffith bear.
Magic Mike #2?go c*nt power and queer power
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OneTime writes: on July 1st, 2012 at 11:03:29 PM
yeah i dont get this.
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BadChadB33 writes: on July 1st, 2012 at 11:06:22 PM
Great here comes MIB4 and Ted 2.
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pornfly writes: on July 1st, 2012 at 11:21:19 PM
Smile MINK
They picked a boozey bear over male strippers
THERES STILL HOPE
f*ck YOU HAIR PRODUCT GLITTERY VAMPIRES AND G.I. JOE 2: JOE HARDER
spiderman opens at midnight so you got 4more hours Seth
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pornfly writes: on July 1st, 2012 at 11:24:30 PM
^change 'MINK' to 'friendos'
i didnt read the whole thread
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pornfly writes: on July 1st, 2012 at 11:28:26 PM
Striptease/Showgirls,failure but a hit on video(where we can jerk off in peace)
If Magic Mike blew Ted away (giggidy) we'd have sequels
Now we'll get a couple male stripper knockoffs and thats it
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pornfly writes: on July 1st, 2012 at 11:31:26 PM
I dont think the Madea audience lost interest
They just lOVE THAT FRESH WIGGER TALE
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pornfly writes: on July 1st, 2012 at 11:33:30 PM
TAIL
big woop ya wanna fight about it
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brokeboy writes: on July 1st, 2012 at 11:53:27 PM
is everyone upset that Madea didn't get number one? Is this my understanding? Ted was way better than I expected. I'm a dumb f*ck.
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WoahGev0 writes: on July 2nd, 2012 at 12:44:53 AM
I was thinking about seeing this, but then i realized how dumb that would be.
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Detrimental writes: on July 2nd, 2012 at 12:51:31 AM
Ted's debut is marketing gold competition wise. MacFarlane & Wahlberg don't have that much comedic weight. But pockets were getting heavy. It's the weekend before America's birthday. They were pitted against women's porn & Madea's "Tyler Perry Witness Protection in Drag." Throw in a bong & Mila Kunis in shorts, you get to break a record. It's more of a scuff than a dent in entertainment hall of fame. This will all get blown over between Spidey tomorrow til TDKR ends.
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Tanman32123 writes: on July 2nd, 2012 at 3:05:11 AM
What he said^
And this movie was actually pretty funny lol
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Brody writes: on July 2nd, 2012 at 3:30:03 AM
"Tyler Perry's "Madea's Witness Protection" came in fourth with $26.4 million, making it the fourth-best opening among Perry's thirteen movies. Usually about 80% of the audience is made up of black movie-goers. This time, the number dropped to 70%, showing that Perry is becoming slightly more popular with different groups. "Madea's Witness Protection" cost $20 million to make and has a 26% fresh rating."
Different groups? Retards are a group right?
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ALIsuperstar writes: on July 2nd, 2012 at 4:49:39 AM
Funny movie!
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mattjudge62 writes: on July 2nd, 2012 at 10:10:31 AM
good for seth macfarlane and mark wahlberg I havent seen the movie all the reviews Ive read say its funny
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movie89 writes: on July 2nd, 2012 at 10:23:25 AM
Ted was really funny, funiest movie I'd seen. In a while he even makes fun of the fact saying come on I don't sound that much like Peter Griffin. It was a good time
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brokeboy writes: on July 2nd, 2012 at 1:29:59 PM
isn't it appropriate that Ted got a 69% rating on rotten tomatoes. I give the movie a solid A. That said, I hope there will be no sequel.
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minkowski writes: on July 2nd, 2012 at 4:56:27 PM
Seth McFarlane, the creep who takes the totems of childhood innocence (teddy bears, cartoons) and turns them into idiotic perversions.
Thanks, Seth. You're a real cultural hero.
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ALIsuperstar writes: on July 2nd, 2012 at 5:55:45 PM
Yeah he is!
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brokeboy writes: on July 2nd, 2012 at 6:09:13 PM
does anyone on here get laid? just wondering
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minkowski writes: on July 2nd, 2012 at 6:10:47 PM
No, he's not. He's a sc*mbag, a degenerate and a hack. His best was Family Guy when it was new, but it got old fast. No one likes him. Most cultural commentators, people with actual education and polish, find him and his stupid schtick grating and often simply repulsive. He's made a career offending people and using idiotic voices, and you idiots paid him in full by going to see Ted. You should have stayed home and watched Office Space instead.
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minkowski writes: on July 2nd, 2012 at 6:11:11 PM
"does anyone on here get laid? just wondering"
Why? Looking to get d*cked?
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minkowski writes: on July 2nd, 2012 at 6:12:28 PM
I guess that's why you call yourself 'brokeboy'. Someone either broke a d*ck off in you, or they broke your spine f*cking you with a Crisco-coated broom handle. Or you just like Brokenback Mountin' a little too much, eh?
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pornfly writes: on July 2nd, 2012 at 6:24:38 PM
Office Space is the best at the end of a long work week
Its not the same when youre unemployed
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minkowski writes: on July 2nd, 2012 at 6:29:06 PM
No, it's even better, I bet.
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brokeboy writes: on July 2nd, 2012 at 6:56:45 PM
i'm not the one who noticed spider-man had a penis for a finger lol
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kBob writes: on July 2nd, 2012 at 7:32:45 PM
Ted was the funniest movie this year (though that's not saying very much). The humor is a bit random and the tone is uneven at times, but even the most cynical (talkin to you MINK) will most likely enjoy it for what it is. Essentially a one-joke premise, but filled with some hysterical one-liners and a little bit of heart. 8/10
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kBob writes: on July 2nd, 2012 at 7:33:55 PM
And c'mon, us WP users are sick, degenerate f*cks who joke about rape. Ted was made for people like us.
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brokeboy writes: on July 2nd, 2012 at 7:52:41 PM
KBoB is the man. TED is funny
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minkowski writes: on July 2nd, 2012 at 8:13:43 PM
"Ted was made for people like us."
So was the gas chamber.
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minkowski writes: on July 2nd, 2012 at 8:39:51 PM
No offense.
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brokeboy writes: on July 2nd, 2012 at 9:06:34 PM
:(
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minkowski writes: on July 2nd, 2012 at 10:20:17 PM
:D
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minkowski writes: on July 2nd, 2012 at 10:20:51 PM
☺
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minkowski writes: on July 2nd, 2012 at 10:21:20 PM
☻
That one is for Sac.
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kBob writes: on July 3rd, 2012 at 12:27:51 AM
http://i.imgur.com/A4kWL.gif
that's all I have to say
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brokeboy writes: on July 3rd, 2012 at 1:15:21 AM
is that your vagina
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Tanman32123 writes: on July 3rd, 2012 at 3:38:57 PM
ahaha Kbob
That was jokes
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BlackDynamite writes: on July 3rd, 2012 at 9:20:05 PM
I find it hilarious I have not seen a single one of the movies mentioned in this article.
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