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minkowski writes:
on July 4th, 2012 at 10:22:07 AM
Yeah, saw this already, thanks to jatilq.
And that Tracy Morgan. He's almost as cool as Tyler Perry.
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minkowski writes:
on July 4th, 2012 at 10:38:51 AM
They stole the little girl with the hoarse hand-puppet from The Last Boy Scout.
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minkowski writes:
on July 4th, 2012 at 10:41:28 AM
A black drug dealer??? This movie is SO RACIST!
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Evil_Disco writes:
on July 4th, 2012 at 10:41:55 AM
Uhm. Fail, anyone?
Morgan sucks as that j*w Eisenberg is annoying as fakk.
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Recumbentibus writes:
on July 4th, 2012 at 11:18:36 AM
Don't know what planet the writers of this film are living on but drug dealers don't have a heart of gold and would probably just take the scrawny, Jewish white kid's money and kick him to the curb.
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Bullit writes:
on July 4th, 2012 at 11:20:07 AM
A comedy!? Really? I started feeling depressed after 1 min! Not even a smirk.
They should be sued for tarnishing the real comedy genre.
Instead, they should have given the money to MINK to make something really funny and I'm sure he would have make something more pleasant than this crap I've just watched.
PS: Happy 4th of July Yankees!
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minkowski writes:
on July 4th, 2012 at 11:23:58 AM
"Instead, they should have given the money to MINK to make something really funny and I'm sure he would have make something more pleasant than this crap I've just watched."
Now, now, enough with your sarcasm, Bullit. Besides, I don't want to write minority comedy anyway. Science fiction action instead. Maybe one where Israel conquers Mars or something.
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Bullit writes:
on July 4th, 2012 at 11:32:10 AM
@MINK: I wasn't being sarcastic, honest. It can can be any kind of comedy and I know it Will be funny. I trust you on this.
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minkowski writes:
on July 4th, 2012 at 11:36:13 AM
Rape funny, or just funny funny?
I was thinking something like Die Hard on the Moon, or True Lies in space.
They haven't done that yet, I think.
(just kidding)
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cress writes:
on July 4th, 2012 at 11:46:46 AM
They should've cast Alec Baldwin or Jay Mohr doing their Tracy Morgan impression through the whole movie. That film would have been funnier than this one with the actual Morgan in it.
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Bullit writes:
on July 4th, 2012 at 11:53:50 AM
"Rape funny, or just funny funny?"
Well, for the 1st one, think about Dangerlips and & the rest of your "fan club" aka the haters and it should be fun since you have a vivid imagination.
For the 2nd one, this site alone is an endless source of inspiration. I'm telling you, I trust you on this. Go Mink!
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minkowski writes:
on July 4th, 2012 at 11:58:02 AM
How about a WorstPreviews movie, then? Turn all the characters here, and that's what we are, characters, into film roles. Kind of like a really huge Breakfast Club film, with muppets for the trolls.
Anyway, for any film, I'd need money. Hollywood gets a hundred thousand scripts a year, I hear, and almost none of them are accepted, mostly for bad formatting, but still.
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youraveragetroll writes:
on July 4th, 2012 at 12:05:58 PM
Bullits all up on Minks c*ck
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Bullit writes:
on July 4th, 2012 at 12:30:53 PM
^ ^ The only thing that's on my c*ck is your mother's lipstick!
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Kurskij writes:
on July 4th, 2012 at 12:50:14 PM
"How about a WorstPreviews movie, then?"
Rater "R" for "Ranger". Or "Rape". Wait, those are synonyms.
Just kidding. Of course it'll be NC-17.
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Kurskij writes:
on July 4th, 2012 at 12:52:55 PM
Pitch:
To: The Head Jew Producer. Hollywood, LA.
Topic: You're gonna f*ckin' love it, you fat f*ck!
"It's like Animal House meets Showgirls meets Charlie Sheen! It's got everything that people love - humor, relatable characters, love story, explosions, rape, adventure, racism, lots of basement-based action, lesbo action, midget action, action action, more rape, Liam Neeson, holocaust (not related to Liam Neeson), Mel Gibson (related to holocaust), explosions, sharks with lasers and lots of heart! And tits."
Est. budget: $200.000.000 (Battleship got that, so f*ck you, it's reasonable).
Looking forward to your answer. Your daughter says "Hi".
Sicerely Yours,
WP Readers.
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Kurskij writes:
on July 4th, 2012 at 12:54:50 PM
Made a typo in "Topic", meant to say
"Exclusive: New Aaron Sorkin script"
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BadChadB33 writes:
on July 4th, 2012 at 1:04:58 PM
Morgan as a drug dealer? Stop right there, Morgans the best you could find to portray a drug dealer? Yup that's a fail from the get go, just like Average Troll's attempt's to not suck a life.
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bandolero999 writes:
on July 4th, 2012 at 1:12:58 PM
GAY as f*ck.a white jewish kid trying to fit in with the homies.An Tracy Morgan has as much street cred as Cuba Gooding jr and Will Smith.
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minkowski writes:
on July 4th, 2012 at 3:05:01 PM
Yo, Bjsforeveryonebutmink, I left you a hate note down in the Spiderman thread.
Just hit that 'like' button on the way out, ok?
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jatilq writes:
on July 4th, 2012 at 3:07:59 PM
You guys are talking crap about this movie and the obvious stereotype casting, but I promise the critic's will like it... I'm not a critic...
I just get a feeling and you should be upset about THAT.
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Ibleedjustfine writes:
on July 4th, 2012 at 3:09:05 PM
Why stop now? Because Tracy Morgan is in it.
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Bullit writes:
on July 4th, 2012 at 3:11:57 PM
^ ^ f*ck Tracy Morgan!
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minkowski writes:
on July 4th, 2012 at 3:12:39 PM
"Bullits all up on Minks c*ck"
Why so jealous?
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minkowski writes:
on July 4th, 2012 at 3:14:48 PM
"f*ck Tracy Morgan!"
We did that already.
http://www.cosmosmagazine.com/news/814/humans-and-neanderthals-interbred?page=4
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bandolero999 writes:
on July 4th, 2012 at 3:40:53 PM
uhhh if i wanted to watch a racist movie i'll watch a spike lee one thank you very much.
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bandolero999 writes:
on July 4th, 2012 at 3:42:54 PM
pornfly i think you wrote that you watched legend of the fist.I left a link of a vid in the Tom Cruise Jack Reacher thread.Donnie will murder cruise in seconds.
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pornfly writes:
on July 4th, 2012 at 3:48:39 PM
After reading all these posts I get to BANDOS and it read supergay
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trailertrash writes:
on July 4th, 2012 at 4:00:44 PM
f*ck Tracy Morgan !!!
Is she from Essex ??? I may have already ....
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bandolero999 writes:
on July 4th, 2012 at 4:06:01 PM
that dude Nick Frost is from Essex he's funny as f*ck
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trailertrash writes:
on July 4th, 2012 at 4:14:11 PM
Yeah Dagenham boy, He used to come into a shop we had(Romford) to buy cd's/dvds when he was in Spaced, nice guy
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Ranger writes:
on July 4th, 2012 at 5:18:09 PM
@Re-c*m --- they'd rape the little Jewish kid first, them put a cap in it's ass (and by 'cap' I mean 'bullet'... this time).
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Ranger writes:
on July 4th, 2012 at 5:18:34 PM
@Kursk --- lololol.
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KillerCOck writes:
on July 4th, 2012 at 7:09:24 PM
I'd watch this just cuz that Cast is just sooo f*cking weird.
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minkowski writes:
on July 4th, 2012 at 7:16:44 PM
The last time I saw a black guy, a Jew, and a lesbian in a film, it was 1983 and I was watching my little sister's porn collection.
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OneTime writes:
on July 4th, 2012 at 7:40:55 PM
im tired of these f*ckin adds infront of these...is there anyway i can skip this sh*t
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minkowski writes:
on July 4th, 2012 at 7:42:49 PM
What ads???
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minkowski writes:
on July 4th, 2012 at 7:51:30 PM
Oh, you meant *AIDS*. Well, I can't do anything about bjsforeveryone and youraveragetroll, but I'm working on it.
*under construction*
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Jar Jar Binks writes:
on July 5th, 2012 at 12:09:20 AM
Meesa say you'sa funny minks but yousa talka too mucha!
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minkowski writes:
on July 5th, 2012 at 12:44:57 AM
f*ck you you Ewok raping ebonic-Jamaican *sshole.
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minkowski writes:
on July 5th, 2012 at 1:00:41 AM
I also forgot: you ruined The Phantom Menace!
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Rambo writes:
on July 5th, 2012 at 2:47:21 AM
I don't remember who it was here that recommended the movie 'Los Cronocrimenes (Timecrimes)' but if you can read this - a BIG THANK YOU!!!
It was an amazing movie,one of the best I've seen recently.
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Vince The Money writes:
on July 5th, 2012 at 2:51:50 AM
Melissa Leo can suck my 3 inch d*ck.
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pornfly writes:
on July 5th, 2012 at 3:02:47 AM
RAMBO,Dreamworks plans to do an english remake
do you think it needs it
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Recumbentibus writes:
on July 5th, 2012 at 3:09:34 AM
"I also forgot: you ruined The Phantom Menace!"
Let us be honest here, that movie was going to be garbage even without Jar Jar Binks. He was just the steamy, wet puddle of diarrhea on top of what was already a compost heap.
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pornfly writes:
on July 5th, 2012 at 3:12:45 AM
RAMBO
Primer was recommended to me here,i had to watch it twice
Tell me how many times you had to watch
I believe MINK just layed his hand on the dvd and had it all figured out
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Rambo writes:
on July 5th, 2012 at 3:19:10 AM
@pornfly
I got 'Primer' this morning,didn't have time to watch it yet,will let you know what were my thoughts soon...
about the dreamworks remake,I don't think it's needed but it depends on the cast and the script...i just hope they don't bring some twilight actor and let jaden smith play the scientist...
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Rambo writes:
on July 5th, 2012 at 3:19:11 AM
@pornfly
I got 'Primer' this morning,didn't have time to watch it yet,will let you know what were my thoughts soon...
about the dreamworks remake,I don't think it's needed but it depends on the cast and the script...i just hope they don't bring some twilight actor and let jaden smith play the scientist...
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pornfly writes:
on July 5th, 2012 at 3:29:03 AM
^
Jaden goes to the same school Denise Richards went to,where she became a nuclear physicist in The World is Not Enough
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Rambo writes:
on July 5th, 2012 at 3:38:12 AM
don't give any ideas to dreamworks...they might be reading this...
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KevDoc writes:
on July 5th, 2012 at 4:06:25 AM
"Hey I'm Minkowski!! I know how to write a script without final draft!!! Do you?!?!"
This dumb f*ck said that to me. Hey Minkowski!!! What movies that you've written have gotten made you piece of f*cking sh*t?!?! You comment on pieces of art , albeit sh*tty, yet have been made. Where's your masterpiece you gaping f*cking *sshole?!??
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trailertrash writes:
on July 5th, 2012 at 4:16:59 AM
KevDoc
Your contribtion to WP is that of a troll and i just wanted to say you are doing a stella job at it.
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trailertrash writes:
on July 5th, 2012 at 4:20:11 AM
Vince the Money -
No need to exaggerate on WP my friend
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WoahGev0 writes:
on July 5th, 2012 at 4:23:35 AM
Eisenberg should've been the gay drug dealer. Bloody hell, he needs to break out of the norm.
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Master Thought writes:
on July 5th, 2012 at 5:42:11 AM
This place is very hateful.
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trailertrash writes:
on July 5th, 2012 at 6:01:20 AM
^ No it f*cking isn't , What the f*ck are you talking about jesus f*cking christ f*ck me gently it's a just f*cking film site for f*ck sake !!!
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Rambo writes:
on July 5th, 2012 at 6:22:12 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFToUWjuBD0
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trailertrash writes:
on July 5th, 2012 at 6:26:54 AM
Not the kind of p*ssy link your normally post Rambo
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Rambo writes:
on July 5th, 2012 at 7:16:14 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unmkX15AeN8
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pornfly writes:
on July 5th, 2012 at 8:09:26 AM
^miss that show
Used to watch in 94
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Rambo writes:
on July 5th, 2012 at 8:33:31 AM
yes,great show :-) used to watch in the 80's when i was a kid
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trailertrash writes:
on July 5th, 2012 at 8:38:58 AM
I'm free .......
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trailertrash writes:
on July 5th, 2012 at 8:40:30 AM
pornfly '94 !!
Damn that show was nearly 20 years old then !!
Classic British TV
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Watson23 writes:
on July 5th, 2012 at 2:44:21 PM
Minkwoski is almost as cool as Tyler Perry.
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Watson23 writes:
on July 5th, 2012 at 2:47:27 PM
Minkowski sucks so much he creates an ominous feel to his house that happens to be a crackhouse whereas he skullf*cks wanderers and 16 year old girls.
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minkowski writes:
on July 5th, 2012 at 3:27:59 PM
You mean 'wherein', not whereas. Imbecile. And if you think saying I f*ck 16 year old girls is an insult, well.
Not too bright, are you?
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Gnarkill writes:
on July 5th, 2012 at 3:48:44 PM
this seriously looks like the dumbest sh*t ever i hate jessie eisenberg he always sounds scared or somthin when he talks either way the movie looks f*cking dumb
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Master Thought writes:
on July 6th, 2012 at 1:31:18 AM
@Trailer
Can we be friends?
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