"The Social Network" Team Signs On for "Fifty Shades of Grey" Movie

"professor Dr. Faye Skelton used scientific photo composite software to create a mug shot of the character"

Oo0oh...you mean he photoshopped a pic of young Val Kilmer?



"a complex love story, requiring a delicate and sophisticated hand to bring it to the big screen"

..and a vibrator amIright ladies?

Really the girls just want to read about being f*cked senseless by some rich guy ....

And i'm cool with that

Fellas's will just hit the Hut instead

Looks like Joesph Gordon-Levitt to me.

^ Yeah but he looks like he couldn't show someone the door let alone a woman a good time

I should write a book aptly titled '31 Babes of May' about a torrid love affair between a young male college student and 31 mysterious rich supermodels he lays each day during the month of May.

You see, at its core, '31 Babes of May' is a complex love story, requiring a rough and sophisticated penis..I mean hand, to bring them to climax..I mean bring it to the big screen.

31 babes of May ...

Make it a Scratch and sniff calendar and i'm in

"Oo0oh...you mean he photoshopped a pic of young Val Kilmer?"

Actually, he probably used something like Faces 4.0, although none of the faces therein look like some highly idealized gay model.

http://www.iqbiometrix.com/products_faces_40.html

Ugh, and these books. It's nothing but softcore porn. Three books? Why? Sense when did the Hustler short story section become not only a best selling book trilogy, but a movie series and a line of lingerie and perfume?

I really wish I had been born either thousand years in the past, or a thousand years in the future, and not surprisingly, everyone I know agrees.

""At its core, 'Fifty Shades of Grey' is a complex love story, requiring a delicate and sophisticated hand to bring it to the big screen," said Universal about De Luca and Brunetti."

That's a bigger load of horsesh*t than the heap Biff Tannen ran into in Back to the Future.

Since.

If any of you had actually read the books, you would understand why they are so popular. It's NOT just about the sex scenes, because while they're great, that gets old fast. It IS the complex love story between Ana & Christian that keeps women reading it - you want to see these two screwed up people work out their problems and have their "Happily Ever After". Women always want the HEA in a book or movie, that's just how we're wired.

Women always love a story about a rich, good-looking man falling helplessly in love with the woman. The steamy sex scenes just make it all more fun!! And, Alexander Skarsgard would be a perfect Christian, if he darkened his hair. I think the best choice would be someone relatively unknown, because fans want to see the character, not the actor, and someone really famous would ruin it. If they choose Ryan Reynolds, Ryan Gosling or Christian Bale, I won't even go see it.

@holy1986

I'm sorry but if you think that was a complex and well written relationship you have not read enough books. The trilogy is one stereotype after another with cliched characters and gratitous sex. It's always the airport trash novels that get all the sales for the vaccuous minded public that eats up the poor written tripe.

Still this is just my opinion which could be entirely wrong just thought I would express it for I have read a thousand other books that I feel should be turned into a movie before these bags of garbage.

Hey Holly, when I want to hear a woman talk, I shove a d*ck in their ass. Thanks.

the sex scenes ;-)))))))))))))))

The complex love story
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Mink -

when I want to hear a woman talk, I shove a d*ck in their ass.

haha and even then it's crap (no pun intended) that you don't wanna hear anyway

No no no not tonight ....

That hurts stop .....

50 Shades of sh*t!!!

The massive success of "Twilight" and "Fifty Shades of Grey" only reconfirm in my mind that most women are shallow, money grubbing whores. I hate to be so crass and vulgar about women, but there is just no other way to express it. How many people would read a story about a hot, rich woman who falls in love with an awkward, quirky college kid? My guess would be none.

Sad fact - The 50 Shades of sh*t was originally just a fan fiction of the Twilight sh*t.

^How many women would read a story about a hot soccer mom who falls sin love with a poor, unattractive but really, really nice man? Zero. Absolutely zero. So you said it. Shallow and money-grubbing.

@trailer: lol

i think that they should go with an unknown. Not gonna lie, i kind of look like this dude.

c'mon worstpreviews... let's get a patron into hollywood.

Get Samuel L. Jackson for the role, then I'll watch it.

^ Don't think there's any rape involved you know....

"Yeah but he looks like he couldn't show someone the door let alone a woman a good time"

Lol.

So, it's a BDSM book written by some... woman who looks like Bruce Vilanch to twilight sh*t up on some fan boards. Am I getting it right so far?

And it's so popular that some poor soul registers on WP in an attempt to tell a bunch of depraved... akhem, individuals, that it's actually a worthy piece of literature?

Speaking of rape, isn't 50 cent a movie producer now?

They can call it "50 cents of Grey" and have a whole new audience.

"Aw, bitch, I toldja not to stick it in there!"

"haha and even then it's crap (no pun intended) that you don't wanna hear anyway"

That's the real price of dating, trailer. Not the food, or the drink or the movie tickets, but the time we take to listen to sh*t we don't want to hear.

Ah, the simplicity of rape.

"Am I getting it right so far?"

Just like Phil Collins, you haven't missed a beat yet.

I have yet to read these book, but I can understand their popularity including twilight's.

It's a simple understanding of Women(human nature).

It's not about being rich, it's about success. Having the strong, confident cave man quality who has succeeded in life.

In the 1940's the hottest/most attractive men were old bearded, large belly looking men. Why? Because they had power, they are successful. Women want the Lion. Money/success signifies power.

Women more so than men have HUG fantasies, especially sexual fantasies.

There you have. Before all of you cry a river for the closure of Twilight this November, you can always count with the different age love affair. I wonder if the relationship works as S/M or prostitution or pedophile crap plot.....

' It IS the complex love story between Ana & Christian that keeps women reading it...' --- wow. I care as much about that as I do as to what makes a woman c*m (which, coinky-dinkily made one bingo 3x's tonight - yeah, she was a squirter!).

Sergio Ramos?

Exactly what the real world is aching for right now. A billionaire fetishist to make the 99% feel even more insecure about their places in the world. Well done, housewives. Well done.

@Holly - do you do anal?

'...a rich, good-looking man falling helplessly in love with the woman.'

Seen it. It was called: Pretty Woman with Gere and Roberts.

Next!

@Holly - make sure you look both ways before crossing the street to this movie's premiere.

@Holly

The fact that you would go see it under any circ*mstances upsets me to my very core.

It's Twilight fan fiction. Let's never forget that.