Arnold Schwarzenegger on "Twins" Sequel, Sylvester Stallone on Three Seashells

So whats the 3rd seashell for

lovin the picture WP

Arnie: Look how big it dis I got dhis real cool device over deh internet

sly: meh

So Arnold dropped a Piano on Stallones moms face !!!

All makes sense now ....

The third brotha will be played by Eddie Murphy

Handy if Danny's character is still stealing cars for a living

Would have loved to be there & seen them!!

maybe eddie was a mutant poo that popped out of arnie in the womb, it may explain the color difference and the crap acting to follow

You know the way chopsticks work? That's how it was explained to me."

What we've learned today people;

Never have a Chinese takeaway or crap at Stallone's house !!

"The third brotha will be played by Eddie Murphy"

Hey Eddie, f*ck YOU! You & your black unfunny ass!

A Thousand Words, my ass!

They look like Theyre gonna f*ck each other.Ewwww

Yea Bando they are about to commince in making man love ala Twatson and Plastic style in the bathroom afterwards.

It's great that Stallone and Arine have finally put their differences aside to make a great action movie for the action fans on the big screen.

Van Damme and Steven Seagel still wouldn't team up for a action movie but it doesn't matter becuase if the two make a action movie together, it will go straight to DVD.

I am happy that Van Damme has finally team up with Stallone and is back on the big screen.

Hopefully The Expendables 2 will give him new intreseting movie projects and get him back to mainstream.

And about Steven Seagel? This guy still wouldn't team up with another action hero legend because of his ego which makes him a d*ckhead.

http://www.diet-blog.com/wp-content/uploads/import/i-1946e4baab7aca3d92186bd5ed63a38f-arnold3.jpg

Meet Dave, Tower Heist, Imagine That, A Thousand Words.
Go back to stand up. Your career already sucks, Eddie.

Poor Eddie Murphy. If he ever stops smiling, people won't know he's there at all.

@nawnt - again... it's not Seagal's ego keeping him out of The Expendables franchise. It's produced by a guy that screwed-over Seagal in the past. As far as his not teaming up with others... check out The Glimmer Man (for one). And if he doesn't team up with other stars often, (again) it's unlikely ego... it's just a lack of offers.

As for Eddie in 'Triplets'... ummm... no. Danny's birth was hidden from the mother in Twins, and she was told Arnie died at birth (what his c*ck must have felt like after unloading a heavy one inside the maid), so to explain Eddie's existence, I'd say is beyond a stretch (as Twins was a stretch to begin with... kind of like Arnie's d*ck inside the hideous maid). So... HUGE fan of Twins. And don't give a rat's ass (most likely what the ugly maids ass looks like) if this gets maid (see what I did just there?) or not.

Although... as much as Eddie's has failed box-office-wise over the years (except for Shrek), this idea is screwy enough to work. IF Ivan hasn't lost his 'out there - story-telling magic.' This could work. I guess I'm that big a Twins fan to hope it would.

and soon we will see a love child from some Portuguese cleaning lady that looks eerily like the both of them....

ya figure that out

Arnold is still the man and in my opinion no one can fill his shoes as THE action star. Not even the rock whom I like

Ranger

I'm thinking he lost that magic the day they started filming Junior ,mate.

Which i'm sure is due a sequel, So we can see how the baby has grown up.

It did make it out of Arnolds ass didn't it ?

I've never finished the movie.

@tt - I've never sat through 'Jr.' either.

You're right. That may have been Ivan's selling-out point.

It was delivered via C-section, folks.

Ranger, maybe it's not Seagel's ego but if he was offered a chance to star in The Expendables 3 if that's ever made or to star with Van Damme then I think there is 20% chance he will accept it.

I mean, in Machete he was so fat that he can't fight.

Back in days, he used to do lots of jumps and kicks at lot of bad guys but now in these days every time he faces a bad guy, he finishes them off in seconds or in a minute like he face off with Darren Shahlavi.

Shahlavi is a amazing martial arts expert and had a great fight with Donnie Yen in IP Man 2 but in the fight with Seagel, he doesn't manage to throw any amazing movies in my opnion.

<------This is the only Eddie Murphy I know

Thank Xenu for parternity lawsuits,divorce and coke
Otherwise actors would never do any of the movies we want them to
But the flipside is,theyll do any craptastic movie their kids hot friends tell them is cool

@nawt - I hear ya. NO ONE wants to see Seagal in The Expendables more than I. I wish it would happen. It just isn't likely, and that's a shame. He deserves a position in that franchise as much as any of the other action stars. Hell... I would have MUCH rather seen Seagal in E2 than Chuck (whiney bitch) Norris.

arnold discovered
a new sex position

he puts one hand on Maria's waist
and he puts the other hand around her tit

it is called the LEE HARVEY OSWALD