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Lindsay Lohan's "The Canyons" Teaser Trailer Posted: July 18th, 2012 by WorstPreviews.com Staff
Lindsay Lohan is working on a new movie, called "The Canyons," a sexual thriller written by author Bret Easton Ellis (Less Than Zero, American Psycho) and directed by Paul Schrader (Auto Focus). And today we have a teaser trailer for the film, which doesn't actually show any footage of Lohan or her porn star co-star James Deen (Batman XXX: A Porn Parody). Instead, we get a lot of shots of Los Angeles. I'm assuming this teaser is meant to set the mood for the film, but it's actually pretty pointless. Check it out below. "Canyons" follows sex and crime among a group of twentysomethings in Los Angeles. Deen is playing a manipulative trust-fund kid with dreams of making a movie. Lohan will play his girlfriend, addicted to a materialist lifestyle.
17 comment(s) Profanity:
minkowski writes: on July 18th, 2012 at 8:33:03 PM
I see. They named the film for her lower orifices.
KillerSniper45 writes: on July 18th, 2012 at 8:46:20 PM
WTF is this? Don't tell me they will f*ck each other in front of the big screen? This will be the laughing stock of the century!!!
KillerCOck writes: on July 18th, 2012 at 8:46:40 PM
how the f*ck is that suppose to sell ppl on a movie?
elrei writes: on July 18th, 2012 at 8:51:19 PM
Getting closer to real hardcore porn then...
minkowski writes: on July 18th, 2012 at 8:55:30 PM
World's worst music video. And I saw this one
brokeboy writes: on July 18th, 2012 at 8:55:35 PM
i been to all these places. How did they get a hold of my slide show?
bandolero999 writes: on July 18th, 2012 at 9:16:56 PM
is this bitch dead yet? she should of popped pills with Sage Stallone
paulodelrey writes: on July 18th, 2012 at 9:36:40 PM
that gave me nothing, what the f*ck bro.. LOVE YOU LINDSAY! <3 XX
OneTime writes: on July 18th, 2012 at 10:57:05 PM
f*ck u Lindsay to dumb skank.
MMJoe writes: on July 18th, 2012 at 10:58:17 PM
What is this guy trying to do sell an ideal Los Angeles? The video works best as a promo for the city. Anyway as for the film itself. Not expecting much other then "The Canyons."
sm00th_eskimo writes: on July 18th, 2012 at 11:14:20 PM
She had so much potential and then she became a necklace stealing, Porsche destroying, alcoholic whore!!!
Rambo writes: on July 19th, 2012 at 12:23:44 AM
she's a victim of massive internet masturbation.
boogiel writes: on July 19th, 2012 at 12:40:46 AM
A film about sex and crime? Yep that perfectly fit with Lovag. I think I'll just leve the floor to ranger.
lppinto writes: on July 19th, 2012 at 3:55:08 AM
That crap seemed to me like a lot of footage on youtube showing off the capabilities of Canon 550D..
minkowski writes: on July 19th, 2012 at 9:43:12 AM
Ranger must be sick or something, as this article is pretty much stage-dressed for his usual antics.
Eh, what's up, doc?
Ranger writes: on July 19th, 2012 at 10:49:07 AM
I'm still dry-heaving over her made-up face in that picture. She's going Michael Jackson on us. Like (seriously) is that her or a tranny (in the right pic)?
mustardayonnaise writes: on July 19th, 2012 at 7:04:02 PM
It appears that Paul Schrader can now only get work making promos for the LA Tourism board. How the mighty have fallen.