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First Look: Alexa Vega as JoyKill in "Machete Kills"Posted: July 26th, 2012 by WorstPreviews.com Staff
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  Today we have a photo of Alexa Vega as the character KillJoy in the upcoming "Machete" sequel, called "Machete Kills." Vega, who is best known for playing Carmen Cortez in Robert Rodriguez's "Spy Kids" franchise, posted the photo on her Instagram account, stating: "[Rodriguez] gave the ok for a sneak peek... @machetekills KillJoy." Check out the photo below.
Plot: The story finds the titular ex-federale (Danny Trejo) recruited by the US government to stop an arms dealer (Mel Gibson) from launching a deadly missile.
The film co-stars Michelle Rodriguez, Demian Bichir, Amber Heard, Sofia Vergara, Zoe Saldana and Charlie Sheen. A release date has yet to be set.
Photo: (click to enlarge)
Source: Alexa Vega
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minkowski writes: on July 26th, 2012 at 9:12:51 PM
Oh, I can see this thread will hit a hundred comments in record time; the hot-ass chick will see to that.
Regardless, looking forward to the world's ugliest man doing more of what he did in Machete.
Kill em all, Trejo, you mutant chihuahua looking pendejo.
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bandolero999 writes: on July 26th, 2012 at 9:26:09 PM
Also lady Gaga is in this.I WANt to vomit now.
Badchad two of the c*nts u hate r in this movie.Amber turd and lady caca.
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pornfly writes: on July 26th, 2012 at 9:27:11 PM
This chic is beggin for it
She gets married at 19
Just got divorced
And has a tattoo on the bottom of her foot
Shes dyin to get plowed
Thats why Steve Buschemi used to wear her underwear on his face while buffing his Boardwalk
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Slimer42 writes: on July 26th, 2012 at 9:31:53 PM
She looks hot in these pictures. And wow she has breasts
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bandolero999 writes: on July 26th, 2012 at 9:31:53 PM
Her face looks like an old whore.but I still would
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BadChadB33 writes: on July 26th, 2012 at 9:52:51 PM
Bando_ Just about to comment on that.
f*ck you CaCa and Turd!!!! Why couldn't that shooter target this movie instead and wasted you 2 talentless f*cks!!!
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bandolero999 writes: on July 26th, 2012 at 9:57:14 PM
OH NO LET's not make fun of lady CACA she's multitalented right?? bitch plays like 7 instruments with her baby d*ck clit.
http://latino-review.com/2012/07/26/machete-kills-adds-lady-gaga-teaser-character-image-revealed/ladygag-machetekills/
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bandolero999 writes: on July 26th, 2012 at 10:17:06 PM
and pornfly you're the nuyorican WP version of el gordo y la flaca always on entertaiment news.
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BadChadB33 writes: on July 26th, 2012 at 10:26:02 PM
All she is, is a 5 year old screaming for attention. f*ck her and f*ck today's sh*tty ass music!!
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pornfly writes: on July 26th, 2012 at 10:38:49 PM
only when it comes to hot chix BANDO
Like why are all our superheros played by brits when british boobs like Michelle Keegan must be viewed on BBC CH. ELEVENTEEN instead of america where i can live inside her toilet
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boogiel writes: on July 26th, 2012 at 10:46:59 PM
Damn she looks good. Great Rack.
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Fightclub1 writes: on July 26th, 2012 at 10:50:38 PM
She got HOT
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DeVries writes: on July 26th, 2012 at 11:23:44 PM
Mink, you know what a hot chik looks like ?
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BadChadB33 writes: on July 26th, 2012 at 11:26:07 PM
^ Well he does bone your mom.
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DeVries writes: on July 26th, 2012 at 11:28:14 PM
Whoever bone my mom doesn't butthurt me by doing or saying it. Sorry.
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BadChadB33 writes: on July 26th, 2012 at 11:30:52 PM
That's ok i'll give you a hug anyways my friend. Smile!!
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DexterMorgan writes: on July 26th, 2012 at 11:33:27 PM
holy huge tits
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bspence writes: on July 26th, 2012 at 11:40:02 PM
Well she got hot
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Avirex writes: on July 26th, 2012 at 11:58:25 PM
My oh my..this chick has certainly grown up.
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Ranger writes: on July 27th, 2012 at 1:21:52 AM
So has my boner.
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Rambo writes: on July 27th, 2012 at 1:47:46 AM
too skinny.
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CelluloidMan writes: on July 27th, 2012 at 2:14:22 AM
Really liking the MACHETE KILLS cast...hope the trailer lives up to the buzz.
So if Rodriguez is already filming, expect a trailer in a week & premier in a month, no?!...this f*cker works fast!!
The beauty of this mess of a film is it should be a B-movie so the fast cut, cheap sound & choppy editing should fit right in.
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pornfly writes: on July 27th, 2012 at 4:24:17 AM
Unless she had 8 kids during her 650days of marriage those are some noice implants
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ozymandiass writes: on July 27th, 2012 at 9:56:34 AM
Airbrushed and phtoshopped for sure. But her tatas look real. :)
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mustardayonnaise writes: on July 27th, 2012 at 3:48:42 PM
lol i know this chick, you guys are funny...
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BlackDynamite writes: on July 27th, 2012 at 8:01:12 PM
This movie is the Expendables of washed up and irrelevant celebrities.
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