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Kurskij writes: on October 5th, 2012 at 10:46:15 PM
"and a comedic look at what would happen if the people in the original "Paranormal Activity" film were black"
Robbery and carjacking?
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crimsonfiend420 writes: on October 5th, 2012 at 11:01:59 PM
Well I was going to say rape, theft and B&Es, but carjacking is just as likely.
But also, the haunted "house" will be Rosco's Chicken and Waffles.
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cress writes: on October 5th, 2012 at 11:15:58 PM
Paranormal Tacotivity
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Kurskij writes: on October 5th, 2012 at 11:42:12 PM
- DeShawn! Nigga, ma chicken is haunted!
- Dayum, gurl! Mothaf*cka poltergeistin' all ova da hood!
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Frank_Castle writes: on October 5th, 2012 at 11:52:53 PM
"What do you say if you see your TV floating in the dark?"
I can already imagine seeing this joke being used in "The Haunted House" movie.
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DexterMorgan writes: on October 6th, 2012 at 1:48:16 AM
haunted house sounds funy
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DexterMorgan writes: on October 6th, 2012 at 1:48:40 AM
they should put terry kennedy in it
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DexterMorgan writes: on October 6th, 2012 at 1:48:54 AM
*funny
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rocketman writes: on October 6th, 2012 at 2:48:11 AM
Yeah because ALL Catholics are Latinos.
f*cking pricks.
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rocketman writes: on October 6th, 2012 at 3:00:53 AM
On a slightly related note,Spanish and Italian women are about the sexiest on the planet alomg with Brazilian sorts .
Italian game show,notice a difference?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8QIJTgrtBQ&feature=related
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vincere01 writes: on October 6th, 2012 at 3:08:59 AM
Really?
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rocketman writes: on October 6th, 2012 at 3:20:11 AM
They take exercise seriously which is a good example we can all follow.I'm sure you will agree in todays fast moving world where quick fix junk food fuels us and our waistlines we could all do with losing a few pounds.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYBxW3I3lOE&feature=related
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pornfly writes: on October 6th, 2012 at 3:37:00 AM
Will the spinoffs chic have bigger boobs than Katies?
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pornfly writes: on October 6th, 2012 at 3:38:01 AM
Nothing is scarier than puertorican activity
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pornfly writes: on October 6th, 2012 at 3:40:12 AM
Theres nothing holy about these frijoles
RUUUUN!
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pornfly writes: on October 6th, 2012 at 3:51:27 AM
Ay chihuahua!
my 13year old daughter is pregnant!
DAMN YOU PINCHE GHOST!
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pornfly writes: on October 6th, 2012 at 3:53:35 AM
SPOILER
In the spinoff the latino family defeats the ghost with a slice of Jesus Toast
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pornfly writes: on October 6th, 2012 at 3:55:09 AM
SPINOFF ALTERNATE ENDING SPOILER
it was all just the Taco Bell
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trailertrash writes: on October 6th, 2012 at 3:56:53 AM
porn- lol
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trailertrash writes: on October 6th, 2012 at 3:58:24 AM
Rocket
Jesus mate that video just gave me Paranormal Activity of the pants !!
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trailertrash writes: on October 6th, 2012 at 3:59:41 AM
In fact lol at all the comments above ...
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pornfly writes: on October 6th, 2012 at 4:51:54 AM
thx TT
i'm guessing the 'night vision' look in the parody will be due to the light bill not being paid
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pornfly writes: on October 6th, 2012 at 5:00:08 AM
In the parody they must defeat the ghost by finding the elusive 'eleven herbs and spices'
Matter of fact i've got an herb right here
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bandolero999 writes: on October 6th, 2012 at 5:06:59 AM
Uh I hope you ppl know there are like 15 or more Hispanic countries excluding Spain.not everyone is into chalupas.nor do I care either.
Never seen this student film franchise,and now cause they got spics it won't pull my f*cking skirt either.I rather watch illegal tender with tego Calderon again,and empire
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pornfly writes: on October 6th, 2012 at 5:35:45 AM
BANDO
A Childs Play latin spinoff with a pinata
-Christine latin spinoff with a lowrider
-Cujo latin spinoff with a chihuahua
-Jaws latin spinoff with all the beach goers wearing t-shirts in the water
-Little Shop of Horrors latin spinoff with an orange tree
feel free to use any or all of those
Youre welcome
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rocketman writes: on October 6th, 2012 at 5:46:53 AM
@TT Yeah I had to perform a one handed exorcism to rid my pants of the evil within.
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bandolero999 writes: on October 6th, 2012 at 5:55:07 AM
Taco Bell chihuahua went back to Tijuana
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rocketman writes: on October 6th, 2012 at 6:16:35 AM
I want a Hillbilly Redneck version of PA.
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cress writes: on October 6th, 2012 at 8:49:42 AM
And Pornfly for the win
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Kurskij writes: on October 6th, 2012 at 11:31:57 AM
f*cking finally, somebody who saw Empire.
With Leguizamo, right? Worth checking out, bando?
Porn, rocket - lol
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minkowski writes: on October 6th, 2012 at 11:44:22 AM
So, making movies for specific races and ethnicities isn't racist? lmao. Funny how white folks will watch any movie with anybody in it. White, black, asian, latino, but blacks (especially) and latinos have to have movies catered to their own race, while concurrently screaming "whitey be so racist ya'll".
Oh. Sorry. Didn't see the jokes. Carry on.
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rocketman writes: on October 6th, 2012 at 12:45:27 PM
^True
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ethanred writes: on October 6th, 2012 at 1:06:45 PM
*SPOILERS AHEAD *
Latino spinoff would hint on Indian paranormal activity "bhoot returns" AND THE ULTIMATE RACE FOR THE. ONEY GOES ON AND ON AND ON AND ON ........
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ethanred writes: on October 6th, 2012 at 1:07:01 PM
*money
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pornfly writes: on October 6th, 2012 at 3:16:27 PM
No sh*t MINK
My black friends only keep their tvs on BET,MTVb(or wutever)VH1soul and anything about jail.
I imagine thats why most black guys only talk to chics in pick up lines,instead of actual conversations
My parents raised me to watch everything,listen to everything and eat everything
Which is why i can talk to anybody about everything to a certain extent
Also helps when pickin up chics
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bandolero999 writes: on October 6th, 2012 at 3:37:03 PM
Yes kurskij check both out
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pornfly writes: on October 6th, 2012 at 3:46:08 PM
I want Fat Joes shotgun sofa
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minkowski writes: on October 6th, 2012 at 4:12:46 PM
"and anything about jail."
lmao.
"My parents raised me to watch everything,listen to everything and eat everything"
My parents didn't teach me sh*t but I grew up watching ANYTHING and EVERYTHING. Didn't give a f*ck if Micheal Jackson was black, or white, and he was both, and I didn't give a sh*t about the nationality of Gloria Estefan, I just knew her Miami Sound Machine could bang the drums and I wanted to bang her likewise and I'd still f*ck the Castro out of her.
sh*t. I watched Black Dynamite and I love The Last Dragon. Both are very much black (but relatively mainstream) movies. Seal is one of my favorite muscians. Denzel is one of my favorite actors. Jazz is a black Transformer and he's cool as f*ck.
Dunno. Gets really f*cking old to see these people view everything as a skin color issue and then call white folks 'racist' even though white people, the ones I've known, and I've known a lot, don't give a sh*t about skin color, not really anyway though they'll throw a slur if they get angry only because they KNOW it'll piss you off.
lol. Even the KKK couldn't muster any more racism than wearing black arm bands when Obama was elected. Black arm bands. lol. What a bunch of white trash pussies.
Anyway. f*cking bullsh*t.
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Tanman32123 writes: on October 6th, 2012 at 4:49:16 PM
i could have sworn i commented on this last night lol..
i could see the Marlon spoof being good, but any type of Latino Remake will fail lol
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